{"product_id":"feed-your-enemies-to-my-critters","title":"Feed your enemies to my critters!","description":"\u003cp\u003eDo you have an awful ex? A horrible boss? Maybe an annoying upstairs neighbor?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI'll name a nice juicy disgusting bug after them and send you videos and photos of one of my critters making a meal of it!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eChoose from tarantulas small and large, a bearded dragon, a chameleon, snakes, or a gecko.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI've included a few of the tarantulas in the photos, but there are about 30 total (1 being pretty venomous and difficult to feed, so she should be reserved for the worst offenders please - that's Miss Jean in the red photo). \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eAdd your request details in the Special Instructions field available in your Cart before checking out. \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou help me feed my beloved pets, and you get to be petty at the same time. It's a win-win.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Cattytonic","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51556261986621,"sku":"515562619866_7E46","price":5.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0992\/4132\/8957\/files\/d663c7_8d171e005d714374b0b444d82a1cc2ee_mv2.png?v=1775497655","url":"https:\/\/cattytonic.shop\/products\/feed-your-enemies-to-my-critters","provider":"Cattytonic","version":"1.0","type":"link"}